Awful "Native Inspired" Art

I freaking love thrift shopping. That rug, it’s like a...

recoveringartfart — Thu, 02 May 2013 00:48:55 -0400

I freaking love thrift shopping. That rug, it’s like a piece of ninja turtle happiness.
That figure thing is $5.99, why? I’ll never know.

At a Stuckey’s in somewhere in Texas, dream-catchers...

recoveringartfart — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:31:53 -0400

At a Stuckey’s in somewhere in Texas, dream-catchers evolve into the nightmares themselves.

“Prairie Dog…calls me when it’s time to rest, When it’s...

recoveringartfart — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 22:57:33 -0500

“Prairie Dog…calls me

when it’s time to rest,
When it’s time to honor
the internal quest.
I go into retreat
so I may see,
A way to replenish
the potential in me.”
Seriously it’s from this book, Medicine Cards: The Discovery of Power Through the Ways of Animals, which I’m sure is so accurate.

Oh look! Crap!

recoveringartfart — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 23:04:02 -0400

Oh look! Crap!

Awful or awesome?

recoveringartfart — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 23:53:53 -0400

Awful or awesome?

Targe’t FAIL

recoveringartfart — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 23:38:00 -0400

Targe’t FAIL

I’m not sure what’s going on here is but it kinda...

recoveringartfart — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 14:01:52 -0400

I’m not sure what’s going on here is but it kinda makes me want a deer steak.

Berlin, Germany July 29th 2012. ‘Team Germany’ fan...

followtheblackrabb1t — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 00:40:06 -0400

Berlin, Germany July 29th 2012.

‘Team Germany’ fan items for sale for the Germany vs. Italy European Cup soccer game.

I’d say Germany lost because of the headdresses for sale.

A shelf of awesome!Wolves, teepees, a printed towel, a cheap...

recoveringartfart — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 03:55:48 -0400

A shelf of awesome!
Wolves, teepees, a printed towel, a cheap pot-clock, an owl AND a fake pipe!

OMG, I might explode!

Meanwhile, in Oklahoma…

recoveringartfart — Thu, 24 May 2012 21:56:06 -0400

Meanwhile, in Oklahoma…

Lost your culture? Create your own!

recoveringartfart — Thu, 24 May 2012 21:53:58 -0400

Lost your culture? Create your own!

At the craft store, because your kids might need to...

recoveringartfart — Mon, 21 May 2012 16:24:17 -0400

At the craft store, because your kids might need to create inaccurate dioramas for American History class. No, I’m not kidding.

More proof I need to stop going to flea markets. This probably...

recoveringartfart — Mon, 21 May 2012 15:33:48 -0400

More proof I need to stop going to flea markets.
This probably sat on a shelf in a little boy’s room. Think of all the “decorative” items that might have accompanied this doll(?): a fake bow, a fringed vest, perhaps a fabric teepee, etc.
Ugh, my head hurts.

Wait, isn’t that Tomahawk Tassles?

recoveringartfart — Mon, 21 May 2012 15:13:20 -0400

Wait, isn’t that Tomahawk Tassles?

I’m sure somebody’s grandmother thought this was...

recoveringartfart — Wed, 16 May 2012 00:34:16 -0400

I’m sure somebody’s grandmother thought this was adorable.

Teepee mailbox…Is that a manufactured house behind it?

recoveringartfart — Wed, 16 May 2012 00:29:28 -0400

Teepee mailbox…Is that a manufactured house behind it?

WTH? It’s okay to be offensive as long as it’s...

recoveringartfart — Mon, 14 May 2012 23:23:16 -0400

WTH? It’s okay to be offensive as long as it’s vintage, I guess.
(Found in a flea market in Lamar, Mo)

Hey it’s DIY awful! Feathers + skyface + eagle + wolf=...

recoveringartfart — Sat, 12 May 2012 03:05:00 -0400

Hey it’s DIY awful! Feathers + skyface + eagle + wolf= quadruple points! FTW!

Um…yeah.

recoveringartfart — Sat, 12 May 2012 02:58:15 -0400

Um…yeah.

Oh the things I find at Sal’s. Is it a dream-catcher or...

recoveringartfart — Sat, 12 May 2012 01:25:54 -0400

Oh the things I find at Sal’s. Is it a dream-catcher or macrame gone horribly wrong? Oh, don’t forget those extra sacred feathers from the teal turkey!